friend: ok, i think i’ll watch this movie i took
me: what was it called, i’ll imdb-it
friend: in the land of women
me: ok
—after a while—
f: weird movie
m:is it finished already, or is it shit?
no, it’s not shit, it’s about feelings and stuff. it makes me feel funny
warm and fuzzy? then it’s a chick flick
a what?! me simple village ppl don’t know that fancy word
the kind of movie you take your boyfriend to see with you so he can get in touch with his feminine side and stop being insensitive to us
evil womans!!! that’s so low!
low?! you mean trying to manipulate you? yes … i guess :)))

shit he had found out about our long-time conspiracy with the movie producers. all hail “feelings & stuff” movies! yes, we do take you to see chick flicks, forever hoping you shall quit your insensitive “having beer with friends” going-outs, when you leave us sobbing and craving for cuddles and long walks on the beach.
we want flowers and to hold hands.
sweetie, stop asking for the xth position of the kamasutra, i’m not bloody nadia.
we want to watch friends and have you discuss our feelings. don’t we gals?!

well, i go with the boys on this one. i hate discussing my feelings, you should be able to tell. i want my “kill, kill, kill” play time without you. and beer time. and some space.
but i do enjoy long walks on the beach (shit this sounds exactly like a psycho-net-hooking up profile page) and cuddling and knowing that you are there (somewhere, not in arm reach) and flowers. tulips and daisies. yes, i do fight my girlie genes. try to keep them crazy/abnormal cravings at normal levels. and not bitch about too much.