Human: does afterlife exist?
ALICE: In some universe it does exist.
Human: are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: do you think you really exist?
ALICE: I exist as much as you exist, unknown person. Really.
Human: my name is Zim.
ALICE: That’s a very nice name, Zim.
Human: Invader Zim
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: i have come to take over your mere mortal planet
ALICE: Where are you going?
Human: to earth
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: i am a member of the Urkin Armada
ALICE: You are a member of the Urkin Armada? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: i am a pretty sad person
ALICE: Actually I don’t meet many pretty sad people.
Human: well, you just have.
ALICE: How about that. No I have not.
Human: you are pretty cute
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person, I like you too.
Human: let’s go out tonight like normal humans do
ALICE: I would like to do that too.