pentru ca Ştrumfu e in soul-searching mode si face ce face si nu se sesizeaza cu o critica colorata, “plina de umor” si mult mai informata, ma sesizez eu, neica nimeni. nu am vazut tv un an si. acum cand ma uit zapp-ez pana transpira telecomanda si ma plictisesc repede la multe. dar tare m-a [...]

sa-i spunem mioara. mioara a fost colega mea de banca in generala. top of the class. math wizz kid si, mai mult, good with boys. good with boys la 13 ani se traduce cu nu o incerca o stingere generala la mansarda de fiecare data cand arunca o atentie un el (nu ca altii. let’s [...]

a pass-on game from a “gotta take her out to beer soon or she’ll kick my ass for being fucking antisocial” dear friend (dude, asta suna a oracol dar na… hai, sa treaca timpu’ ) i guess it would work for when i forget to polish my crystal ball.
.:Rules:.1. Put your music player on [...]

din seria “like all the little girls i had a thing for neolithic archeology”
Aaa… the sweet world of geeks… i guess i’m on this train for good now.
- You’re like a root in my permissions.
- You’re the perfect distribution of a girlfriend.

Perfect days start with perfect shell scripting. For some.

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Human: does afterlife exist?ALICE: In some universe it does exist.Human: are you sure?ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.Human: do you think you really exist?ALICE: I exist as much as you exist, unknown person. Really. Human: my name is Zim.ALICE: That’s a very nice name, Zim.Human: Invader ZimALICE: Are you free? Human: i [...]

gratuitously mean people are plain stupid fools. be nice, for fuck’s sake. it just takes being silent and more humble. at least, it won’t bite you in the ass as the jedi mind tricks i shall bestow upon you!

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Pffffff!!!! ba pe dracu’!

a month ago i got up with some strange water coming out of my right ear. the only other time this had happened was during a summer camp somewhere in 5th grade when one of my best mates had taken a sneaker-full of water and poured it into my ear as a joke (yeah… he [...]

dud, listen, listen, dud, dud this is all i could come up with after giving it some long thought:
useless talent no. 15: i can write pretty cursive without looking at the paper.
useless talent no. 29: i can bend my fingers more than the average bending although not freakishly bent enough to join the carnies.
useless [...]

how wonderfully kawaii would that be???
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Nastia’s friend in Sweden had this nice improvised presentation of Russia done in their dorm. Found it quite witty and it does pinpoint some stereotype issues these dudes have to put up with. Pretty cool. Take 5min to check it out.

Little did she know she will be found with clenched hands, bloodshot eyes and days old uneaten banana twist cereals starring into the flickering screen. The words as sole witnesses. A name to name the eating knowledge hunger: W-I-K-I-P-E-D-I-A.

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new brainy challenge.
addicted. gotta do’em all (vorba lu’ Picachu). thank you, Simon! no sleep now. i’m at lvl 10 yey, yey, joy, joy!
*don’t use spoilers and cheats cause it’s not bloody worth it, mates. besides no one cares whether you win or if you’re fast in it. just for your own compulsive amusement [...]

ok, no time for a real post so please put up with the substitute
got freaked last night cause my baby had a fever (laptop…cooler… so it triggered in my bad ass memory, which helps me tell the same story to a friend 2 times in 5 minutes, that i had forgotten to extend [...]

got my friend moved in with me for a while. although i have my self-developed phobia of living with other people, even more in the same room, the mashroom (spelling due to her name, not to my illiteracy) is a delight to stay with.
i eat normally for the first time here, i sleep at normal [...]