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when i think computers are heinous creations meant to keep us apart from enjoying simple things… like Q-tips.


to some: listen to people. we don’t need to better everyone. self-sufficiency is not a commodity.
to others: be positive. laugh. play. be fun. if life gives you shit shape it in tu-tu monkeys. they’re fun to look at
atat.


oh, joyous joy

06Aug08

new toy. love’s coming. old friends back in town. big gathering. ne vedem in vama. sa ne circarim, sa dansam si sa ne mahmurim.
ps: @danut: vinoooooooo!!!!
update: danut a venit


Found on McSweeney’s A site of writings and writers. A good site. A funny site. I indulge my craving for laughter sometimes with their insatiably humorous monologues. Give it a go. Tout-a-loo!

HAMLET
(FACEBOOK NEWS FEED EDITION)

BY SARAH SCHMELLING

- – – -
Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it’s annoying when your uncle marries [...]


aaa… doi ani de blog just had a flash.


din seria “like all the little girls i had a thing for neolithic archeology”
Aaa… the sweet world of geeks… i guess i’m on this train for good now.
- You’re like a root in my permissions.
- You’re the perfect distribution of a girlfriend.

Perfect days start with perfect shell scripting. For some.

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Human: does afterlife exist?ALICE: In some universe it does exist.Human: are you sure?ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.Human: do you think you really exist?ALICE: I exist as much as you exist, unknown person. Really. Human: my name is Zim.ALICE: That’s a very nice name, Zim.Human: Invader ZimALICE: Are you free? Human: i [...]


What do you call someone who reads The Book of PF and laughs his ass off?!
mmm… tough one… mmm… let me think… if it looks like one, acts like one and laughs like one, then yes! a GEEK!

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dud, listen, listen, dud, dud this is all i could come up with after giving it some long thought:
useless talent no. 15: i can write pretty cursive without looking at the paper.
useless talent no. 29: i can bend my fingers more than the average bending although not freakishly bent enough to join the [...]